Bio



	(As described by Chuck "the freak") Ok first the good stuff, Dave is a great friend...good enough of a guy to stand up in my crazy Polish catholic wedding even though he didn't know what to do at the church. Dave is a great Dad, he loves his wife Amber and his kids Aidan and Zain, trust me their pictures are EVERYWHERE!!! Dave's a funny mother f$%ker. Without Dave the show would suck ass and we'd have nothing to talk about. That being said, there are a few things people may not know about Dave. Dave is anal retentive. He cleans MY desk because it bothers him. Everything Dave does is written down on paper just for reference purposes. He has lists and folders and binders and filing cabinets. Dave is always on some fad diet, Atkins, The Cleanse, South Beach...he'll try it all. He loves to eat his girly fruit and yogurt in the morning just to gross me out. No guy should mix berries and yogurt and eat it in front of another guy. Don't let him fool you - Dave loves food...caramel apples from cedar point get him every time. While Dave is at War with food, I choose to surrender to it. Working with Dave kind of feels like working with your Teacher or your Dad, you always feel like you could get in trouble at any moment. Dave thinks way too much about everything...but especially the show...sometimes he can't sleep at night from it, poor bastard. Dave is a worrier, always stressed out if the next interview will call in on time...me not so much! Dave loves answering the phones, so if you call us, you will end up talking to him...he'll even answer the phone while I'm talking to him, that is just the kind of guy he is. Dave loves Flip Flops, you can hear him coming from a mile away. (Flip flop, flip flop, flip flop) Dave eats the spiciest food of all time...we went to Hooter's and their hottest wings weren't hot enough for him. MY EYES WERE WATERING FROM ACROSS THE TABLE! Dave uses Facial cleanser, has highlights in his hair and has had a pedicure and I'm sure he has a loofah or whatever they are called. Ok enough of that sht, truth is I wouldn't be here without Dave...he has always had my back, and I hope he knows I've got his. EMAIL DAVE: dave@89xradio.com Check out Dave's Myspace page (As described by Dave)* Let’s see where do I begin? Even though he's been married for a few years now and has a kid - Chuck is still trying to wrap his head around the fact that he will only be with one woman for the rest of his life – and our daily motivational talks seems to be working him through this. Chuck is one of the nicest, easiest going guys you’ll ever meet – but he is also the laziest human being on the planet…It amazes me that he is able to function on a daily basis without a feeding tube and a colostomy bag. He hates people – well not all – just most people…because when he has to actually interact with humans it takes time away from his true love – the computer. The perfect day in Chuck “The Freak’s” life would have him in his underwear in his computer room stocked with cheeseburgers and alternating pleasuring himself to porn and playing his on-line war games with his geeky computer buddies. He’ll never call you back – If I ever need to track him down I call his wife and make the Beautiful Polish Princess Patty yell at him until he picks up the phone. He is also short, bald and quite hairy – but yet in all the years I’ve known him he always scored the hottest chicks – that’s because you’ve never met a better smooth talker….and a guy who actually pretends to listen! My Biggest problem with the Freak is that he’s constantly hitting on me. Now there is no doubt that he’s straight – but for some sick reason he gets the greatest pleasure from stripping down to his boxers and trying to rub himself up against me. Actually now that I think of it – he is afraid of werewolves, and cries at U2 songs – maybe he is under suspicion after all?!? The thing is no matter how lazy, crazy or horny the dude is – I could not ask for a better guy to be sitting across the table from every morning. EMAIL CHUCK: chuckthefreak@89xradio.com Check out Chuck's Myspace page I'm a messy eater with a weird sense of humor. I like boy stuff like fast cars and electronics and girl stuff like dresses and shoes. I have a serious cheese addiction and will never pass up chocolate. Both always seem to put me in a better mood. EMAIL LISA: lisa@89xradio.com Check out Lisa's Facebook page. We try our best to help you get your ass out of bed by playing the best new rock and poking fun at pretty much everything that's going on around us. If you are easily offended - take caution - no one is safe from the Morning X's wrath. That includes The President, The Pope, Our women and ourselves as well as everything in between. Our feeling is that nothing is sacred, and you should be able to laugh at everything life throws at you. Our show is a show about truth, we're not going to candy coat anything. We'll tell you how we feel no matter how many complaints we'll receive. We approach every day trying our best not to be like anything else you'll find on your radio dial. If that's by taking Dave's unique views on the news...or cutting up celebrities in the X-Files...You'll hear stuff you won't hear anywhere else. The best part about our show is that we do actually play music in the morning and we'll always keep you up to date on when your favorite band is coming to town or when their new CD comes out. Thanks for checking us out. If you have a comment, suggestion or nude pictures to pass along - send us an email Dave - dave@89xradio.com Chuck - chuckthefreak@89xradio.com Lisa - lisa@89xradio.com All of us - morningx@89xradio.com www.collegehumor.com www.drudgereport.com www.thesmokinggun.com www.metrotimes.com www.ebaumsworld.com www.artistdirect.com Mike Ness from Social Distortion talks with The Morning X at the 16th 89X Birthday Bash Chuck, Mike Ness from Social Distortion, Dave and Lisa at the Birthday Bash Gerard from My Chemical Romance with Dave and Chuck "The Freak" RED HOT BABES FOR RED HOT CHILI PEPPERS CONTEST Smallest tool for tickets to see Tool Contest. The Winner of The Morning X's Hairiest guy contest - Gino from Sterling Heights - before he was shaved live on the air The girls from American Laser Centers in the studio with Dave and Chuck getting ready to shave Gino to prep him for his first Laser treatment The shaving was underway - and It was like a scene from a really bad porn! Gino after the shaving - he left about 32 pounds of hair on the studio floor! Chuck the Freak hypes the crowd! Chuck brings on KORN! Chuck and the Hooter's Girls! Lisa Way enjoying her favorite pastime - getting wasted at a costume party Kid Rock playing "Celebrity Pike or Porn"