AN ENGAGED MAN HAS SEX ON THE ROOF OF A STORE WITH HIS MISTRESS . . . AND GETS ARRESTED WHEN THE ROOF COLLAPSES
This creepy Irish granny burned her husband's body and danced with his skull on a pitchfork. Check out the whole story here.
HERE'S A SONG ABOUT GIRLS ON MYSPACE WHO SAY THEY'RE "MODELS":
AND NOW . . . AN ELDERLY WOMAN JUGGLING AT A RAP CONCERT:
The most random video on the Internet right now is of an elderly woman standing in the crowd at a RAP CONCERT . . . and for some reason, she's JUGGLING.
A PILOT PRANKED HIS FRIEND BY PRETENDING TO PASS OUT:
We can't tell if this is real or not, but if it is, it's one of the meanest pranks EVER. There's a video online of a guy sitting behind a pilot in a single-engine airplane, and the pilot PASSES OUT.
The plane starts losing altitude, and the guy with the camera starts freaking out and screaming. But then the pilot sits back up in his seat and SMILES.
A New York Restaurant Unveils The World's Most Expensive Hot Dog
IN DALLAS, A KNIFE FIGHT BREAKS OUT AFTER A WOMAN TOUCHES HER FRIEND'S PLUMBER'S CRACK!
CHECK OUT HOW THIS GUY TRIED TO SNEAK INTO THE U.S. BY DISGUISING HIMSELF AS A SEAT IN A CAR!
There's a ridiculous photo online from the U.S. Border Control.
It shows a guy from Mexico who tried to sneak across the border by disguising himself as a seat in a car.
He's like the world's worst Transformer . . .
IN NEW AUDIO RELEASED YESTERDAY, MEL GIBSON SAYS HE REGRETS HAVING A CHILD WITH OKSANA GRIGORIEVA!
A listener sent this to us - a posting from a Kijiji ad in Windsor.
He was searching on kijiji for a used blackberry under electronics when he saw this nice shiny toaster. Take a look at the reflection in the toaster! The link could go dead - but here it is.
From the dude it’s not your nose you should be worried about file…
Woman robs McDonald's wearing underwear on her face!!
Apparently DARTH VADER'S change of heart at the end of "Return of the Jedi" is over. He's back to being EVIL.
Last Thursday morning, he robbed a Chase Bank in the town of Setauket, on Long Island, New York. Okay . . . it was just a guy dressed in a Darth Vader costume, with the black helmet, the robes, and a cape.
Check out the story here.
GOD BLESS THE JAPANESE: A NEW TOY NOW MEASURES THE AMOUNT OF "STROKES" IT TAKES YOU TO FINISH YOURSELF OFF!
Here's where you can buy the toy or just see a few pictures . . .
Check out the list of the 25 Worst-Aging Actors in Hollywood. These are guys who, supposedly, aren't getting sexier with age.
Check out this Craigslist ad that creeped Lisa out!
Andy after getting his wisdom teeth out!
Here's Today's Harry Potter qualifier - Steve the Star Wars geek called her Hottie Potter!
Grand Prize Winner announced Monday morning!
What would Double Rainbow guy be like in everyday life? Check this out!
It's the World's Strongest, Most Expensive Beer -- Inside a Squirrel
THERE'S A CHARITY CALLED "UN-(EFF) THE GULF":
There's a new oil spill charity, and it's got a catchy name. It's called "Un-(eff) The Gulf."
And their PSA shows a bunch of people in "Un-(eff) The Gulf" t-shirts dropping F-bombs and screaming about how angry they are at BP.
WARNING: In this video, people drop F-bombs for four minutes straight.
THAT WHALE REALLY *DID* SMASH THAT YACHT:
There was a crazy photo circulating yesterday: It showed a 40-ton, 30-foot 'Southern Right Whale' leaping out of the water off the coast of South Africa . . . and about to smash a yacht.
It looked too insane to be true, and most people thought it was photoshopped.
But CBS HAS released a VIDEO of the couple involved . . . and it definitely happened.
F'IN NASTY!!! THERE'S A WOMAN WHO CREATES PAINTINGS WITH HER OWN MENSTRUAL FLUID.
This is the dude that has set up a website looking for dates - and is going to date 30 women in 30 days. www.datingbrian.com
Reporter knocks down kid on a skateboard
HERE'S A WOMAN PUKING ON HERSELF AT A WEDDING RECEPTION:
There's a video online that shows a woman puking on herself at a wedding reception. It's great because the guy sitting next to her was giving a heartfelt video testimonial right when it happened.
DID A 40-TON WHALE LAND ON A YACHT DURING A SAILING TRIP?
A Teenager Traded His Cell Phone On Craigslist For A Porsche . . . Sort Of!!
WHAT THE HECK HAPPENED TO BRITNEY SPEARS' HAIR???
I don't know what happened to BRITNEY SPEARS' hair the other day . . . but whatever it was, it wasn't good.
A BUNCH OF RUSSIANS TOOK A DONKEY PARASAILING:
A bunch of idiots in southern Russia made a donkey go parasailing, and now police have launched an animal cruelty investigation. There's cell phone video of it on the Internet, and it's really poor quality. But it does appear to be a donkey . . . parasailing.
A COP IN BOSTON HAD TO RESIGN AFTER LEAVING HIS PATROL TO SEE BRIDGET THE MIDGET AT A STRIP CLUB!
Tuesday's Harry Potter contest qualifier - should he win?
Check out this ad from a guy looking for date to the 89X Birthday Bash!!
((We edited the naked picture – he was rocking it out naked))
Hot Guy needs last min. date for Sublime concert Tomorrow Nigt!! - m4w - 39 (Toledo)
I have tickets to the 89x birthday party feat. Sublime, Neon Trees, Paper Tongues, Civil Twilight, etc.. Need a hot chick to be my date.. Concert is at the Filmore in Detroit tomorrow july16th at 6:30.. Please reply with photo.. Let's have fun
Just when we thought we had seen it all – it’s the wool sweater fetish!!!
TIGER WOODS DROPPED F-BOMBS AT THE BRITISH OPEN:
TIGER WOODS dropped a handful of F-bombs after missing a put on the 13th hole of the British Open on Saturday.
HERE'S THE COOLEST SHOT FROM THE BRITISH OPEN:
A Spanish golfer named MIGUEL JIMENEZ had the COOLEST shot of the British Open this weekend. He was just off the green on the 17th hole, but his ball was up against a wall.
So instead of aiming for the pin, he hit it in the OPPOSITE direction, banked it off the wall, and made it onto the green.
IF YOU'RE WORRIED ABOUT AIRPORT SCANNERS SHOWING YOUR JUNK, GET SOME 'FLYING PASTIES'
Flying Pasties are pretty much what they sound like . . . removable pads that cover your genitalia and the front of your cans. You can pick up 'His and Hers' sets over at FlyingPasties.com, for about 17 bucks each . . . or both for $20.
Dave and Chuck want Jack Osbourne's T-shirt!
PINK WAS INJURED DURING A STUNT AT A SHOW IN GERMANY:
There's some fan-shot footage of the accident. Pink arrives at the :30 mark . . . and she's dragged offstage at the :50 mark. Check out the video here.
CANNED WHAT?
No more having to peel off those pesky plastic wrappers on the individual cheese slices, no more wiping off crusty condiment squeeze bottles. Now you can relax and your family can sit back and enjoy a refreshing can of sandwich! Yes, a "CANDWICH."
A WOMAN LIED TO THE POLICE ABOUT BEING CARJACKED . . . BECAUSE SHE CRASHED HER CAR WHILE TRYING TO PERFORM ORAL FAVORS!
The story sounds great until you see the mugshot of the woman who was giving the BJ! Read the whole story here!
HERE'S A TRAILER FOR "ARRESTED DEVELOPMENT" . . . IF IT WAS AN ACTION MOVIE:
Someone took a bunch of ridiculous "action" scenes from the show "Arrested Development" and turned them into a trailer for a fake action movie. If you know the show, it's pretty funny.
Is this the gayest thing ever?
A GROUP OF FRIENDS PRANKED A DRIVE-THRU GIRL AND MADE HER THINK THEIR SODAS WERE MAGICALLY DISAPPEARING:
A group of friends pulled a ridiculous prank on a drive-thru window girl at Carl's Jr. They ordered drinks, and every time the girl turned her back, they dumped half of one drink out the window. Then they told her she only filled it halfway by mistake.
You'd think the girl would catch on after the second or third time, but she doesn't. And in the end she and her manager BOTH decide there must be something wrong with the soda machine.
RIDICULOUS MUGSHOT OF THE DAY!
Jesse Thornhill is an unfortunate 28-year-old from Tulsa, Oklahoma, and yesterday he was arrested for assault with a dangerous weapon. That's a felony. If you really care to know, he tried to run his landlord over with his car, but she jumped out of the way.
But the real reason we're talking about him is his mugshot. Check it out: My man has serious neck tattoos . . . ornate patterns carved into the skin of his shaved head . . . and five metal studs bolted to his skull.
I'm not done: Dude also has HUGE black caterpillar eyebrows tattooed above his eyes . . . what looks like some sort of lump implanted near his tattooed Adam's Apple . . . and what definitely IS two large horns implanted under his skin on his head.
And somehow . . . after all that . . . he still looks like a harmless white nerd.
We talked to Doug - Him and his buddy are 2 fat guys who put up an ad on Craigslist looking for a good time. If you want to contact them - here's the ad:
Dave and Chuck want to hire this DJ for the next Friday Bitches Ball!
AND NOW . . . "DEER MAN":
Some guy used a ton of body paint to make himself look like a deer, and he even made antlers and a snout. But he ended up looking like something out of a nightmare.
We found video of Chuck's High School Cheerleading days!
Check out Mel Gibson's latest rant - unedited (warning: heavy language)
HERE'S AN AD FOR A RIDICULOUS PRODUCT CALLED "TV HAT":
If you haven't seen the stupid infomercials for "TV Hat", it's a hat with an enormous bill that has a slot for your iPod or iPhone.
Then there's a lens to magnify the image. The idea is that you can sit and watch the screen in the comfort of your dark, ridiculous-looking hat, hands-free. The only thing worse than the product is the terrible acting in the infomercial.
Gerard Butler is in town filming a movie, but will Lisa and you other ladies still think he's as hot with a MULLET! Here's Gerard strolling around the Michigan set of the movie Machine Gun Preacher.
Looks like BILLY RAY CYRUS to us!
THE WORLD CUP OCTOPUS GOT EVERY PICK RIGHT:
An octopus in Germany correctly predicted eight out of eight World Cup matches this year, including the third-place match on Saturday and yesterday's World Cup final between The Netherlands and Spain.
For each prediction, PAUL THE OCTOPUS had to choose between two clear plastic boxes containing food. And each box had a flag for one of the countries.
CHECK OUT A PHOTO OF THE FIRST CAR FOR THE BLIND!
Hoo-ah! Researchers at Virginia Tech University are getting close to finishing a prototype of the first-ever CAR FOR THE BLIND. From the photo they released, it kind of looks like a souped-up ATV with a big roll cage.
The car is equipped with sensors that constantly transmit info to the driver, so he or she is aware of traffic.
Listen to how this dude from California reacts to seeing a double rainbow in Yosemite National Park in California.
And then check out the remix song!
A GUY IN CALIFORNIA HAS THE LONGEST TONGUE IN AMERICA:
A 20-year-old actor in Los Angeles has the longest tongue in the U.S. It measures 3.5 inches, and he can do TRICKS with it, like licking his lower EYELIDS and licking the end of his elbow . . . which is a lot harder than it sounds.
LOOK OUT TONI THE PHONE SCREENER - A MAN MURDERS HIS WIFE AFTER SHE TELLS HIM SHE LIKED THE SHIRTLESS WEREWOLVES IN "TWILIGHT"!!
A 30-YEAR-OLD BRITISH NANNY DIES WHEN SHE GETS TOO AROUSED WATCHING PORNO!
HERE ARE THE 100 GREATEST MOVIE INSULTS OF ALL TIME:
Some guy posted a video on YouTube of "The 100 Greatest Movie Insults of All Time". It's ten minutes long, and it's filled with profanity . . . but it's great. And in just over a week, it's gotten three million views.
Bros Ponying Bros
First came Bros Icing Bros now the new thing is Bros Ponying Bros.
If your buddy plays Pony by Ginuwine you've got to dance no matter where you are or what you're doing!
THERE'S A BOXER WHO GETS CORPORATE LOGOS TATTOOED ON HIS BODY . . . PERMANENTLY!
Sometimes boxers sport ugly tattoos for online casinos. But they're TEMPORARY. But Billy Gibby . . . a.k.a. "Billy the Human Billboard" . . . is an amateur boxer from Alaska who pays his bills with PERMANENT corporate tattoos. He's gotten 26 so far.
But there's space left: $3,000 will get you a 6-by-1-inch chest tattoo, and $20,000 will snag you a 6-by-1-inch FOREHEAD tattoo.
"TWILIGHT" FOR GUYS:
There's a decent spoof of the "Twilight" phenomenon online by a comedy site called secretsauce.tv. It basically asks the question: "Would guys be as excited by 'Twilight' if it featured hot lesbian vampires in their underwear?" The answer is 'yes.'
The acting in the "Twilight" spoof is terrible on purpose, sort of like the real movies, and one or two of the vampire chicks is a butterface. But the reactions of the guys outside the theater are amusing.
In Ohio, A 16-Year-Old Girl Discovers Her 14-Year-Old Boyfriend Is Actually A 31-Year-Old Woman In Disguise!! Check out the whole story here!
Wondering why everyone says Penis? This will explain it!
Check out Toni the Phone Screener mocking her fellow Twi-tards here!
IN CASE YOU MISSED THIS...A YANKEES FAN WAS HIT IN THE FACE WITH A BALL BECAUSE HE WAS TALKING ON HIS CELL PHONE:
A guy sitting in the stands at a Yankees game on Tuesday was talking on his cell phone and not paying attention to the game. And a ball bounced into the crowd and hit him in the face.
HERE'S A "BROS ICING BROS" PARODY WHERE DUDES 'ICE' FAMOUS MOVIE CHARACTERS:
If you haven't heard of the new college drinking game "Bros Icing Bros", it's simple, and it's stupid: You get someone to find a Smirnoff Ice without realizing it, and when they DO, they immediately have to get down on one knee and chug it.
They've been "iced." But . . . they can "block" you if they have ANOTHER Smirnoff Ice already on them, in which case you've been "iced" back.
Anyway, the website CollegeHumor.com has a new parody about it. They edited clips in famous movies . . . like "The Shining", "Seven", "Back To The Future", and "Return of the Jedi" . . . and "iced" the actors.
A GUY STRAPPED FIREWORKS TO HIS HEAD, CROTCH AND FEET:
Some moron strapped fireworks to his head, crotch and feet. Then he had his friends light the fuse, and ran around screaming. He said he inhaled a lot of smoke, but it only singed the hair on his arms.
Remember the smoking baby? He's back...and on tape STILL smoking.
A man goes crazy yelling at the closed doors of the Eaton Centre in Toronto after it closed during the G20 protests.
Meet the 13 most powerful geeks - they are not only rich but probably getting laid tons. Apple co-founder Steve Jobs is on the list, of course.
Check out the 10 Most Brutal Injuries Ever to be caught on x-ray...and they survived!
Germany manager Joachim Loew was caught picking his nose and eating it during his team's 4-1 World Cup win on Sunday.
Megan Fox married?!
This headline speaks for itself: Man arrested for bathing in library restroom, possessing stolen cheese - check out the full story here
CHECK OUT AMERICANS FROM ALL OVER THE COUNTRY REACTING TO USA'S WORLD CUP GOAL:
The Huffington Post compiled videos of people from all over the country reacting to LANDON DONOVAN'S game-winning World Cup goal against Algeria on Wednesday.
It includes footage of people in over a dozen cities, including Seattle, San Diego, Las Vegas, Nashville, San Antonio, and New York. You can chec
SOME GUY TURNED A DEAD GOAT INTO A BAGPIPE:
Some guy in Australia turned a dead goat into a BAGPIPE. When he holds it, it looks like he's just got a goat sitting on his lap. And when he plays it, it just looks WRONG.
HERE'S A BABY STANDING ON A TABLE, DANCING THE SAMBA:
If you haven't seen it yet, there's a video on YouTube of a baby standing on a table dancing what appears to be the samba . . . and he's pretty good. The video's already gotten almost two million views.
BUSH HAS REUNITED!!!
BUSH . . . who had a string of hits in the '90s, including "Everything Zen", "Glycerine" and "Comedown" . . . has reunited!!!
The first single, "Afterlife", has hit the Internet.
Check it out, here . . .
LOOK OUT!
The deadly Penis storm is headed our way!
A listener sent us a sick and twisted (but funny) personal ad that was found in "Backwoods Home Magazine".
The more times you read it, the more sick details seem to pop out.
It's on the bottom right of the page, starting out says "UNIQUE OPPORTUNITY FOR A..."
A couple in their late 50's put out an ad for a live in playmate, basically.
Such as, what kind of "equipment" is necessary to "accomplish" their goals?
A GUY HONKED HIS HORN AT A DOG, SO THE DOG RIPPED OFF HIS FRONT LICENSE PLATE:
Some guy honked at a dog because it was standing in the street, right in front of his car. But instead of running off, the dog ripped the guy's front license plate off, dropped it on the ground, and walked away.
A GUY BEAT UP ANOTHER GUY AT THE DMV, THEN DID A DANCE TO CELEBRATE:
The website TruTV.com has a video of two guys getting into a fight at the DMV. Then the guy who wins does a ridiculous dance to celebrate.
EMINEM DID A SKIT ON "THE SOUP" ABOUT WANTING TO WATCH "SEX AND THE CITY" AND "NEW MOON":
EMINEM and JOEL MCHALE did a skit together on this week's episode of "The Soup". Eminem was trying to watch the "Sex and the City" movie on his DVD player. But Joel told him it wouldn't play because it was a Blu-ray disc.
So Eminem told him to go rent the new "Twilight" movie instead.
HERE'S A GIRL DROPPING HER FACE INTO HER OWN MASSIVE CLEAVAGE:
There's a video online of a girl with a rack so big, if she lets her head fall forward, her face lands in her own cleavage.
The City of Detroit made us change our Billboard.
They threatened to issue a citation to the Fillmore and a fine!
This is what it looked like - Bitches is now spelled like this: “B$&c$’s”
The Good news is the Friday Bitches Ball is a go and we’ll see you tonight!
Here's what the marquee looks like today!
YOU CAN BUY A REAL, WORKING LIGHT SABER . . . THAT CAN BURN PEOPLE'S SKIN:
The company is called Wicked Lasers, and their light saber is called the Spyder 3 Pro Arctic. The laser beam that shoots out isn't thick like in "Star Wars", but it's just as DANGEROUS. Here are some of the warnings they give on their website:
You can buy one here!
A SEATTLE COP PUNCHED A TEENAGE GIRL IN THE FACE
After a cop in Seattle stopped four teenage girls for jaywalking, one of the girls pushed him, and he punched her in the face.
WARNING: Some of the profanity in this video has been bleeped, but it still includes the N-word and S-word.
HERE'S A MUSIC VIDEO THAT FEATURES TWO WOMEN MAKING OUT FOR FOUR MINUTES STRAIGHT:
A Danish band released a music video that shows nothing but two hot, shirtless women making out for four minutes straight.
AN MMA FIGHTER WON, THEN TRIED TO DO A BACK FLIP AND KNOCKED HIMSELF OUT:
An MMA fighter won his fight, then he tried to celebrate by doing a back flip, but he landed on his head.
A BOY CELEBRATED HIS 10TH BIRTHDAY BY SETTING THE WORLD RECORD FOR MOST PAIRS OF UNDERWEAR!
On Sunday, Jack Singer of Warwick, New York, turned 10 years old. And he decided to celebrate like any average 10-year-old kid . . . by trying to set the Guinness world record for wearing the most pairs of underwear.
Jack put on 215 pairs, which did beat the old world record of 200. It got a little dicey around pair 195, when Jack LOST ALL FEELING IN HIS FEET. . . but he laid down and his responsible parents helped him put on the final 20 pairs.
