The Tokyo zoo trained its employees on how to deal with an escaped animal by dressing a guy up in a tiger suit and having him run around.
AND NOW . .
None of the good parts are showing, but the girl in this picture, whether it's Snooki or not . . . is indeed completely nude . . .(Warning: This image is not safe for work)
Merril Hoge, a former professional football player and ESPN commentator, was revealed to be a fan of the thong. He played eight seasons as running back for the NFL's Pittsburgh Steelers and Chicago Bears. He was pantsed at a celebrity beach flag football game for charity during Super Bowl week.
Would anyone actually ever wear this?!
We're not sure what they're teaching kids down in Manhattan Beach, but they sure are smart. Take the case of 18-year-old Kevin Manuel Duron who, police allege, went to his local elementary school and tried to collect urine from boys in the bathroom there. Check out the full story here.
A police officer was arrested for allegedly squeezing breast milk from a woman. Check out the full story here.
After months of speculation, Levi Johnston's Playgirl cover is finally here! Do you think it was worth the wait?
Did Sarah Palin just look at her hand for her notes? What is this 3rd grade?
Watch as this weatherman freaks out during "Snowpocolypse"
Fancy yourself a guido or guidette? Hunting for a place to GTL this summer? Well look no further than the "Jersey Shore" beach house. According to TMZ, the House That Snooki Built is back on the market, but it's no bargain. The 6 bedroom, 3 bathroom house is currently being rented at $3500 a night, but come May that will jump to $6500. And yes, apparently the owner did say that he gave the house a thorough cleaning.
JAMES GANDOLFINI voices one of the characters in the "Where The Wild Things Are" movie, so someone redubbed it with profanity-filled clips from "The Sopranos".
AND NOW . . . HERE ARE TEN OF THE MOST BIZARRE SEX ED VIDEOS OF ALL TIME:
Seriously, these are a gold mine. No wonder we're all so screwed up! You can see the videos here . . .
Here's a gift for the golfer in your life: A set of 12 balls . . . each with the face of one of TIGER WOODS' skanks on it!!!
It'll only set you back 54 bucks when you add in the shipping.
Get yours here . . .
Truck hits bridge in Istanbul
"Mad TV" came up with the iPad in 2006. Only, their version connects from a woman to her computer, and lasts for 1,000 periods.
A woman was bitten by a poisonous cobra in a shopping center parking lot! Click here to read the whole story.
AND NOW . . . HERE'S WHAT HAPPENS WHEN MORONS GET TATTOOS:
If the answer is no, then you need to find someone who IS, and get them to proofread your tattoo BEFORE you get inked. Because if you don't, you could end up stuck with a misspelled tattoo FOR LIFE . . . like this collection of boneheads we found online.
IS CBS WAFFLING OVER AIRING A SUPER BOWL AD FOR A GAY DATING SITE???
The owners of a gay dating site called ManCrunch.com say that CBS is giving them the runaround over an ad they wanted to run during the Super Bowl.
CBS, meanwhile, says the ad is one of many that are still under review. They also say there are still ad spots available . . . and they're not sure who told ManCrunch that there weren't.
Check it out - Should it air during the Superbowl?
KIM KARDASHIAN posted some bikini pics of herself on Twitter yesterday. That in itself isn't terribly mind-blowing.
But what was supposedly special about these pics is that they're from a photo shoot . . . and they haven't been even the slightest bit retouched yet.
Sorry ladies . . . Kim still looks pretty freakin' amazing. Check it out . . .
Here's a list of 11 Yearbook Photos That Actors Wish We'd Never Seen.
We personally love GEORGE CLOONEY'S photo, which gives hope to ALL nerds . . .
The annual Pirelli Calendar . . . which is just a calendar featuring a lot of sexy models TOPLESS . . . is out.
And all the pictures have hit the World Wide Web of Pornography.
You can find all the pictures at the following link.
WARNING!!! Lots of nudity ahead . . .
Here's BRENDAN FRASER clapping in a weird way at the "Golden Globes" last week . . .
AND NOW . . . HERE ARE THE 30 DIRTIEST NAMES IN SPORTS HISTORY:
--NASCAR driver Dick Trickle
--A former linebacker from Eastern Illinois University named Lucious Pusey
--A former pitcher for the Mariners and Red Sox named Dick Pole
--A former NHL goaltender named Ron Tugnutt
--A former Olympic swimmer named Misty Hyman
--And, of course, former Chicago Bears linebacker Dick Butkus
You can see the full list here . . .
Chuck's new favorite video - Favre blows it, husband reacts. (Warning: Lots of language)
Just a bunch of straight guys working out! Check out the video here.
A woman FAINTED on "The Price Is Right" yesterday. It happened when her showcase prizes were being revealed. She was pumped when she heard about a trip to Minneapolis . . . but she hit the ground when she saw the new car.
She was OK . . . and she later ended up WINNING.
Here's a tip if you're trying to sell you car - make sure it's not covered in snow!
GARY COLEMAN HAS BEEN ARRESTED FOR DOMESTIC VIOLENCE:
Things have not been going well for GARY COLEMAN since he was on the show with Dave and Chuck a few weeks ago.
Now he has been arrested on a domestic violence charge. Police in Santaquin, Utah . . . where Gary and his wife Shannon live . . . took him in on Saturday.
Police wouldn't say what happened . . . but TMZ claims Gary was, quote, "picked up because of a warrant stemming from a prior incident."
Check out Gary's FRIGHTENING mugshot . . .
We talked to John Smith, the man who is "the billboard bachelor." Check him out at http://www.helpjohnfindlove.com/. Listen to our interview with him here.
ENJOY SOME VIDEO OF AN ITALIAN TV PERSONALITY GRABBING DAVID BECKHAM'S CROTCH! Some Italian TV hostess posed as a reporter just so she could get close enough to DAVID BECKHAM to GRAB HIS CROTCH. She basically just wanted to see if Beckham "measures up", so to speak, to the bulge he shows in his underwear ads . . . or if he's just STUFFING. The chick got a little roughed up as she was removed by David's security . . . but she was obviously proud enough of herself to air the footage on her show. A 300-POUND WOMAN GOT THREE YEARS' PROBATION BECAUSE SHE SAT ON HER 120-POUND BOYFRIEND AND KILLED HIM! LADIES, CHECK OUT THE EQUIPMENT THAT MADONNA IS GETTING HER YOUNG LATIN LOVER! MADONNA met JESUS LUZ during a photo shoot for "W" magazine. And yesterday, a raw photo from that shoot appeared online, in which Jesus is TOTALLY NAKED. And by the way . . . when I say this photo is raw, I mean RAW. There's no Photoshopping or retouching of any kind that I can see. And Madonna looks every single one of her 51 years. (--If you're 18 or over, check out the picture here, if you dare . . .) A guy robbed a convenience store in New York City, and forgot to put on his ski mask until halfway through. Here's some picture's from 89X's amateur night at the Hustler Club with Jay Hudson. The Girl in the G-string with Jay was the winner - the other two came in 2nd and 3rd! ARE THESE PICTURES OF TIGER WOODS AT THAT MISSISSIPPI SEX REHAB CLINIC??? & Scott Baio is getting death threats over this Twitter posting! A female bobsledder from the UK split her pants at the start line of a race in Switzerland. Over a year ago, ARTIE LANGE was on "Late Night with Conan O'Brien", and basically predicted Conan's future. He explained that if NBC decided to stick with Jay Leno, Conan could make $40 million for doing nothing. Here's the bad idea of the week - biting off a cop's nipple! Check out the full story here! A Texas woman finds a tooth in her Milky Way! Check out the full story and the video here! AN ANIMATED VIDEO ON THE NBC LATE-NIGHT MESS: align="center"> AN ANIMATED VIDEO ON THE NBC LATE-NIGHT MESS: . Oh, and half-way through, they transform into Superman, The Incredible Hulk, and THAT CRAZY BITCH HEIDI MONTAG HAD 10 PLASTIC SURGERIES IN ONE DAY AND SHE WANTS MORE . . . BUT SHE SAYS SHE'S NOT ADDICTED?!? HERE ARE SOME BEFORE: AND AFTER PICTURES:E ARE SOME BEFORE: AskMen.com has revealed its 99 Most Desirable Women in the World for the New Year. You can see the complete list, in annoying slideshow format here. There's a reason why yle="punctuation-wrap: hanging" class="ecxMsoNormal" align="center"> CHECK OUT SOME OCTOMOM BIKINI PICS! Say what you want about the Octomom, NADYA SULEMAN . . . but it's getting hard to deny that she looks pretty good. Especially for a woman who's had 14 buns in her oven . . . including EIGHT AT ONCE. Check out these bikini pics. Yeah, I know she's annoying, irresponsible, and hypocritical. But be honest: Would you hit it? If you want to check out the silicon penis video, click here. Warning: Not safe for work. It's getting tough for Conan O'Brien to get to work these days! This news anchor can't stop laughing during a segment about a suitcase that transforms into a waterproof suit . . . because it basically looks like a suitcase with arms and legs. SOME CRAZY BRITISH CHICK BREASTFEEDS HER PUPPY: 32-year-old Suzanne Morgan lives in England. She has a 17-month-old daughter named Tasha, and a puppy named Dixie. A few months ago, Dixie started barking to be fed but there wasn't any dog food left in the house. So to get Dixie to shut up, Suzanne started to BREASTFEED the dog. (!!!) What's worse is that Dixie liked it so much that now Suzanne has stopped buying dog food altogether, choosing to only feed her breast milk. INTRODUCING AMERICA'S FIRST LEGAL MALE PROSTITUTE: Last month, a legal brothel in Nevada called the Shady Lady Ranch decided to add a little meat to its menu by hiring a MALE prostitute to round out its stable of whores. Anyway, some 25-year-old loser named Marcus from northern Alabama applied for the job. And last week, he officially became America's first legal MAN-WHORE. What do you think ladies - would you pay to have sex with this dude? Check Out Jimmy Kimmel destroying Jay Leno on his show Introducing the "Snuggie D-Lux." It's like a normal Snuggie, but with an extra hole for guys to pee through. ONAN O'BRIEN put the "Tonight Show" up for sale on Craigslist. Okay, the show is not really for sale . . . but the ad really is online. In case you missed Tuesday's episode of "Lopez Tonight", JENNIFER LOVE HEWITT told him that she likes to "BeDazzle" her vajayjay with jewels . . . seriously.
ENJOY SOME VIDEO OF AN ITALIAN TV PERSONALITY GRABBING DAVID BECKHAM'S CROTCH!
Some Italian TV hostess posed as a reporter just so she could get close enough to DAVID BECKHAM to GRAB HIS CROTCH.
She basically just wanted to see if Beckham "measures up", so to speak, to the bulge he shows in his underwear ads . . . or if he's just STUFFING.
The chick got a little roughed up as she was removed by David's security . . . but she was obviously proud enough of herself to air the footage on her show.
A 300-POUND WOMAN GOT THREE YEARS' PROBATION BECAUSE SHE SAT ON HER 120-POUND BOYFRIEND AND KILLED HIM!
LADIES, CHECK OUT THE EQUIPMENT THAT MADONNA IS GETTING HER YOUNG LATIN LOVER!
MADONNA met JESUS LUZ during a photo shoot for "W" magazine. And yesterday, a raw photo from that shoot appeared online, in which Jesus is TOTALLY NAKED.
And by the way . . . when I say this photo is raw, I mean RAW. There's no Photoshopping or retouching of any kind that I can see.
And Madonna looks every single one of her 51 years.
(--If you're 18 or over, check out the picture here, if you dare . . .)
A guy robbed a convenience store in New York City, and forgot to put on his ski mask until halfway through.
ARE THESE PICTURES OF TIGER WOODS AT THAT MISSISSIPPI SEX REHAB CLINIC???
&
Scott Baio is getting death threats over this Twitter posting!
A female bobsledder from the UK split her pants at the start line of a race in Switzerland.
Over a year ago, ARTIE LANGE was on "Late Night with Conan O'Brien", and basically predicted Conan's future. He explained that if NBC decided to stick with Jay Leno, Conan could make $40 million for doing nothing.
Here's the bad idea of the week - biting off a cop's nipple! Check out the full story here!
A Texas woman finds a tooth in her Milky Way! Check out the full story and the video here!
AN ANIMATED VIDEO ON THE NBC LATE-NIGHT MESS: align="center">
AN ANIMATED VIDEO ON THE NBC LATE-NIGHT MESS:
.
Oh, and half-way through, they transform into Superman, The Incredible Hulk, and
THAT CRAZY BITCH HEIDI MONTAG HAD 10 PLASTIC SURGERIES IN ONE DAY AND SHE WANTS MORE . . . BUT SHE SAYS SHE'S NOT ADDICTED?!?
HERE ARE SOME BEFORE:
AND AFTER PICTURES:E ARE SOME BEFORE:
AskMen.com has revealed its 99 Most Desirable Women in the World for the New Year.
You can see the complete list, in annoying slideshow format
There's a reason why yle="punctuation-wrap: hanging" class="ecxMsoNormal" align="center">
CHECK OUT SOME OCTOMOM BIKINI PICS!
Say what you want about the Octomom, NADYA SULEMAN . . . but it's getting hard to deny that she looks pretty good. Especially for a woman who's had 14 buns in her oven . . . including EIGHT AT ONCE.
If you want to check out the silicon penis video, click here. Warning: Not safe for work.
It's getting tough for Conan O'Brien to get to work these days!
This news anchor can't stop laughing during a segment about a suitcase that transforms into a waterproof suit . . . because it basically looks like a suitcase with arms and legs.
SOME CRAZY BRITISH CHICK BREASTFEEDS HER PUPPY:
32-year-old Suzanne Morgan lives in England. She has a 17-month-old daughter named Tasha, and a puppy named Dixie.
INTRODUCING AMERICA'S FIRST LEGAL MALE PROSTITUTE:
Last month, a legal brothel in Nevada called the Shady Lady Ranch decided to add a little meat to its menu by hiring a MALE prostitute to round out its stable of whores.
Anyway, some 25-year-old loser named Marcus from northern Alabama applied for the job. And last week, he officially became America's first legal MAN-WHORE.
What do you think ladies - would you pay to have sex with this dude?
Check Out Jimmy Kimmel destroying Jay Leno on his show
Introducing the "Snuggie D-Lux." It's like a normal Snuggie, but with an extra hole for guys to pee through.
ONAN O'BRIEN put the "Tonight Show" up for sale on Craigslist. Okay, the show is not really for sale . . . but the ad really is online.
In case you missed Tuesday's episode of "Lopez Tonight", JENNIFER LOVE HEWITT told him that she likes to "BeDazzle" her vajayjay with jewels . . . seriously.
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