THIS WOMAN IS ACTUALLY TRYING TO BECOME THE FATTEST WOMAN IN THE WORLD! Check out the full story here!
A BASEBALL PLAYER WENT AFTER A PITCHER WITH HIS BAT
A baseball player in Cuba got hit by a pitch and went after the pitcher with his bat. He chased the guy all the way into center field before someone finally stopped him.
THE TOP 20 FIVE-SECOND MOVIES!
A website called UPROXX.com put on a "five-second films" contest, and the top 20 submissions are pretty funny.
NOW YOU CAN PURCHASE THE TIGER WOODS BLOW-UP DOLL!
Are you a skanky white cocktail waitress or struggling actress who missed her chance at nailing TIGER WOODS??? Well, now you can at least make it with the Tiger Woods BLOW-UP DOLL.
News Reporter loses it!
A BRITISH COMMERCIAL FOR DUREX "PLEASURE GEL" SHOWS WOMEN'S FACES AS THEY CLIMAX!
Censors in Britain said a Durex ad for "Play O" lubrication is okay to air before 11 P.M., even though it features close-ups of women's faces as they climax. Check out the full story and the video here.
A ZAMBONI FELL THROUGH THIN ICE ON A LAKE IN COLORADO!
We saw a picture of this yesterday, but now we have the video.
TOYOTA MADE A VIDEO ON HOW TO STOP YOUR RUNAWAY CAR:
Toyota released an instructional video that shows what to do if your car starts accelerating uncontrollably. Check out the video here.
A WOMAN IS SELLING AD SPACE ON HER BREASTS:
The goal of advertising is to get people to pay attention. And there's no better way to make men take notice than with an amazing set of ridiculously large CANS. Which is why this is a little bit brilliant . . .
Anorei Collins is an amateur model on the Big Breast Fetish circuit. This week, she posted an ad on eBay selling 72 inches of AD SPACE on her size-40NN CANS.
Anorei lives in Los Angeles, and she guarantees the winning bidder's ad will be seen at some of L.A.'s most highly-trafficked locations, including the Mann Chinese Theater, Venice Beach, Universal City Walk, and Rodeo Drive in Beverly Hills.
You can Bid here.
A DRUNK DRIVER CRASHED OVER AND OVER AGAIN:
A drunk driver in Russia slammed into a parked car. Then he crashed a half dozen more times and destroyed his car trying to get away. Check out the video here!
A HIGH SCHOOL BASKETBALL PLAYER BOUNCED THE BALL OFF ANOTHER KID'S HEAD, AND IT WENT IN:
When a high school basketball player tried to save the ball from going out of bounds, it hit the bottom of the backboard, then bounced off an opponent's head and went in.
A ZAMBONI FELL THROUGH THE ICE OF A RESORT'S OUTDOOR SKATING POND:
Maybe I'm dense, but I always figured Zamboni machines were only used to groom the ice of INDOOR skating rinks. I didn't know they were sometimes used outdoors too.
My thinking was that it's probably pretty tough to measure how thick the ice is on a lake or pond. And it's going to be a total disaster if the Zamboni falls through . . .
Which is exactly what happened Tuesday night at the OUTDOOR skating rink of Colorado's Keystone Resort.
THIS ONE IS FOR LISA...A NEW COLDPLAY TRACK HAS HIT THE INTERNET!
A new COLDPLAY track . . . called "Don Quixote" . . . has hit the Internet. It's a fairly clean live recording . . . and singer CHRIS MARTIN introduced the song as being a celebration of their Latin American fans.
A CHINESE WOMAN HAS A TWO-AND-A-HALF-INCH HORN GROWING OUT OF HER FOREHEAD!
For the first century of her life, 101-year-old Zhang Ruifang of central China looked just like everybody else . . . relatively speaking.
But last year, a patch of rough skin appeared on her forehead. And in the past 12 months, that patch of rough skin has developed into a 2.4-inch HORN.
According to doctors, Zhang's growth is most likely a cutaneous horn made of compacted keratin, which is the same protein we have in our hair and nails.
And now, Zhang seems to be growing another horn on the other side of her head.
ANDY SAMBERG AND CHRIS PARNELL PERFORMED "LAZY SUNDAY" LIVE ON "LATE NIGHT WITH JIMMY FALLON"!
Say what you want about JIMMY FALLON'S awkward, anxiety-ridden interview style, but he's had some good bits on "Late Night" recently . . . and some of them have become viral video sensations.
Speaking of viral video sensations, on Monday night he had CHRIS PARNELL and ANDY SAMBERG perform their classic "Lazy Sunday" rap . . . live . . . for the first time ever. And NOT surprisingly, it was awesome.
LINDSAY LOHAN THINKS THE "MILKAHOLIC" IN THAT TALKING BABY COMMERCIAL IS SUPPOSED TO BE HER . . . SO SHE'S SUING E-TRADE:
This is so ridiculous, you'll think it's completely made up . . . but it's not.
LINDSAY LOHAN is suing E-Trade over one of its "talking baby" commercials . . . because she thinks it's making fun of her.
Remember the E-Trade ad that debuted during the Super Bowl? It featured a brief appearance by a boyfriend-stealing, MILKAHOLIC baby girl named LINDSAY.
Well, Lindsay Lohan thinks that was meant to be HER. And she wants $100 MILLION for the PAIN AND SUFFERING it has caused her.
Surgeons in China have operated to remove a five inch tail from a four-month-old baby girl. The little girl, called Hong Hong, was born with the tail but it had since doubled in size.
The surgery was successful, but it was still too early to say whether further treatment would be necessary.
A REAL COMMERCIAL FOR A PHARMACY CALLED "BUTT DRUGS":
A comedy duo named RHETT AND LINK make strange commercials for local businesses around the country. Their newest one is for a pharmacy in Indiana called "Butt Drugs."
A WOMAN USED FOUR PIECES OF SCOTCH TAPE TO MAKE HER FACE LOOK LIKE MICHAEL JACKSON'S:
This incredibly annoying French woman used makeup and four pieces of Scotch Tape to try and make herself look like MICHAEL JACKSON.
Here's an interesting commercial for a European resort with a very, very unfortunate name. Strange thing is, there's not one shot of sand in the whole thing.
ARMED GUNMEN ROBBED A POKER TOURNAMENT ON LIVE TV:
At least four armed gunmen robbed a poker tournament in Berlin, Germany, on Saturday.
Police haven't said exactly how much they got away with, but the grand prize was around $1.3 million.
Here's the live broadcast, and the full footage from the lobby.
A MAN WHO DIED OF EMPHYSEMA REQUESTED THAT A SIGN BE PLACED ON HIS HEARSE READING, "SMOKING KILLED ME"!
Last month, an 85-year-old British guy named Albert Whittamore died of emphysema . . . the result of smoking cigarettes as a young man.
Anyway, Albert blamed his illness on his filthy habit. So, in order to warn young people about the dangers of smoking, Albert requested that a sign be placed in the window of his hearse reading, quote, "Smoking Killed Me."
Take a look at Albert's hearse here . . .
JIMMY KIMMEL'S POST-OSCAR SKIT MIGHT HAVE BEEN THE FUNNIEST THING ABOUT OSCAR NIGHT!
If you didn't catch the "Handsome Men's Club" skit at the beginning of "Jimmy Kimmel Live" after the Oscars, you need to check it out. It showed a fake organization comprised of the best-looking dudes in Hollywood. Only Jimmy was their president . . .
We talked to comedian Jon Lajoie - check out his website here and listen to our interview with him!
Also, if you've never seen his "Show Me Your Genitals" video - here it is!
THERE'S A SPORT CALLED "SKYAKING" WHERE YOU SKYDIVE IN A KAYAK:
Here's a sport you've never heard of: "skyaking." It's exactly what it sounds like . . . you jump out of a plane in a kayak.
TWO GUYS IN A NEWSROOM GOT INTO A FIGHT ON LIVE TV:
During a live news report in Italy, two guys who were sitting at computers in the background suddenly started fighting.
INTRODUCING . . . BIKER CHICKS WRESTLING IN COLESLAW:
If your idea of a good time is watching mediocre-looking biker broads strip down to bikinis and wrestle in coleslaw, then you'll enjoy this action from the annual Coleslaw Wrestling tournament during Bike Week in Daytona Beach, Florida.
THE HOT NEW TREND IN GENITALIA DECORATION IS "VAJAZZLING":
You might have heard about this in January, when Dave and Chuck mentioned that JENNIFER LOVE HEWITT told GEORGE LOPEZ she likes to Vajazzle her kitten.
A WEIRD GUY LICKED HIMSELF LIKE A CAT IN A YOUTUBE VIDEO:
THERE WAS AN ALLEGED UFO SIGHTING IN CALIFORNIA:
This video is supposed to prove UFOs exist, but like every UFO video, it looks like crap and could easily be something else. Three small objects hover around a larger one, two of them fly "into the mother ship," then the whole thing suddenly disappears.
Last week, Maria Conneran and her family built a SNOW WOMAN in their front yard. It resembled the famous Venus de Milo statue, which has no arms and is TOPLESS.
Anyway, someone in their neighborhood filed an anonymous complaint with the police about the "nudity," and the Connerans were forced to cover the snow woman's shame with a bikini top and sarong.
"SNL'S" FAKE PRESIDENTS HAVE UNITED FOR A VIRAL VIDEO:
Here's a disturbing investigative report on the common practice of re-selling used underwear and lingerie at many of the country's largest clothing chains.
Is THIS a picture of Jon Gosselin's junk? (Warning: not safe for work or for those under the age of 18)
A ROYAL GUARD IN ENGLAND THREW UP, BUT KEPT MARCHING!
A Royal Guard in England threw up, then kept marching like nothing happened.
A FAN TRIED A TRAMPOLINE DUNK BUT HIT HIS FACE ON THE RIM:
A Memphis Grizzlies fan was allowed to do a trampoline dunk, but he jumped too high and hit his face on the rim.
PAMELA ANDERSON MADE A COMMERCIAL THAT'S TOO HOT FOR AUSTRALIAN TV!
PAMELA ANDERSON shot a commercial for an Australian web company called CrazyDomains.com . . . but censors yanked it for being TOO EXPLICIT.
The ad involves Pam, another chick . . . and lots of cream.
Here's a collection of snow penises! If you build one, take a picture of it and send it to us at daveandchuckthefreak@89xradio.com!
HERE'S NIRVANA'S "SMELLS LIKE TEEN SPIRIT" ON ICE:
In case you're going into Winter Olympics withdrawal, here's Nirvana's "Smells Like Teen Spirit" on ice, courtesy of Scott Williams at the 1998 'Champions On Ice.'
Here's the couple that we helped tie the knot at White Castle over the weekend!
CHECK OUT VIDEO OF UFC STAR CHUCK LIDDELL AND HIS GIRLFRIEND WORKING OUT . . . COMPLETELY NUDE:
A video popped up online over the weekend featuring UFC star CHUCK LIDDELL and his girlfriend, HEIDI NORTHCOTT, working out . . . TOTALLY NUDE.
All the naughty bits on both of them are blurred out . . . which led a lot of people to believe this wasn't a leaked video, but some kind of publicity stunt. They were right.
Turns out this is a "viral" marketing campaign for Reebok . . . which Chuck has an endorsement deal with.
