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	This is our new drama! Our billboards have been causing some controversy, some folks have even complained to Detroit City Council! Check out this article and the billboards. What do you think? THERE'S A NEW MINT FOR A WOMAN'S MOST INTIMATE OF AREAS! Linger is a, quote, "small, naturally-sweetened flavoring . . . that was created to flavor the secretions of a woman when she's sexually aroused. Check it out here. We talked to a seller of the Abdomen T-Shirt - a shirt that makes men appear 2x smaller! Check it out here! You can also reach her by e-mail at dalara3585@yahoo.com. Here's the footage that our buddies Shawn and Gavin got of our listeners crazy neighbor! The cover of the November issue of *"Playboy"* . . . featuring Marge from *"The Simpsons"* . . . has hit the Internet. Marge is naked, but she's sitting on a "Playboy" bunny chair, which hides all her cartoon naughty bits. Pole Dancing Fail! Check out this report of a nude man who broke into a home in Lousiana! Check out these crazy flyers that some of our listeners found on their cars in Royal Oak this weekend! This is why Dave now likes that crazy bitch Nancy Grace! Here's another crazy Craigslist ad that a listener found for us. We talked to the groom who slept - and puked - in a stranger's car after his bachelor party. Check out the Craigslist ad here and the Free Press article here. YOU CAN FAKE YOUR VIRGINITY BY BUYING AN ARTIFICIAL HYMEN! The idea is to make a woman feel "tighter," in order to simulate the sensation of being with a virgin. And to enhance the effect, the Artificial Virginity Hymen even expels a little bit of fluid that has the look and consistency of blood. You can buy an Artificial Virginity Hymen for $30 here . . . A college football reporter named SAMANTHA STEELE shows that she can hang with the boys by throwing some impressive 20-yard spirals. But then she tries to chest bump a guy and ends up on the ground with a concussion. A video started surfacing yesterday of SETH GREEN throwing a major temper tantrum on the set of a commercial . . . after he was supposedly mugged outside the studio. Most people think it's fake, but since everybody's talking about it, it's worth taking a look. Here's a look back at YouTube's 100 greatest hits . . . in less than four minutes. Robert Melia Jr. put his junk in the mouths of five cows - check out the full story here. An out-of-control car barely missed a six-year-old girl when it crashed into the side of a convenience store in Washington state. A British company called Lloyds Pharmacy has just launched a new website with something called the "Sex Degrees of Separation" calculator, which allows you to calculate the number of people you've been sexually exposed to. You can calculate your sexual exposure here. Check out this female Detroit Lions fan go wild at the Vikings/Lions game We talked to Chester Bennington and Ryan Shuck from the band Dead by Sunrise - check out their new album Out of Ashes when it drops on Oct. 13. 30 OF THE FUNNIEST NEWS REPORTER SCREW-UPS EVER: There's nothing Dave and Chuck "The Freak" enjoy more than watching some jerk make a fool of himself on live TV. And, apparently, we're not the only ones. That's because the people over at the *"Daily Telegraph"* in the UK have compiled a list containing links to videos of the 30 best NEWS REPORTER SCREW-UPS of all time. Check them out here. Time Inc. is in the middle of a unique journalistic project in Detroit. The company has bought a house in Indian Village, where major national magazines like Time and Fortune and the company’s TV outlets CNN and CNNMoney.com will use as a home base for the next year to cover Detroit issues. Here's a link to the blog! THERE'S A REUSABLE "POKEMON" ABSORBENCY PAD YOU CAN BUY FOR "THAT TIME OF THE MONTH" Ladies, if you like to be "green" and you're a fan of the cartoon "Pokemon", then We've got just the thing for you... Introducing the reusable "Pokemon" MENSTRUAL ABSORBENCY PAD, which you can buy for $3.25 on a website called Etsy.com. You can buy this ridiculous thing here. Brad Pitt showed up to the premiere of Inglorious Basterds in San Sebastian, Spain, decked out in monogrammed slippers! Cool or ridiculous? Check out the Pole Dance Doll! Did this news anchor in New York really say what we think he said? New 'Montauk Monster' spotted in Panama! Chuck will be totally freaked out!! Check out the full story here! Ernie Harwell thanks the fans Here are some of the shots of Megan Fox from Rolling Stone CHECK OUT THE MEGAN FOX / AMANDA SEYFRIED KISS FROM "JENNIFER'S BODY": We talked to actor/director Kevin Smith, who is coming to the Michigan Theatre Saturday, September 19! For ticket information, click here. Kanye apologizes on the Jay Leno show This man legally changed his name to Julius Andreas Gimli Arn MacGyver Chewbacka Highlander Elessar-Jankov. Yes, he picked it out. Check out the full story here. Proof That Kanye West is a Giant Douche! This South African runner won gold in the female division and was tested for her gender - it turns out she has both male and female sexual organs. Do you think that she should be allowed to keep her medal? Check out the full story here. This veteran news reporter from Syracuse, New York, named ROD WOOD gets stung by a bee while taping a segment and drops F-bomb after F-bomb. William Taylor got busted having an affair, so his wife made him wear this sign on the corner of a busy intersection Okay, people, it's on: The best "MICHAEL JACKSON IS STILL ALIVE" conspiracy theory has begun. The claim being made is that the person getting out of the back of the van is Michael . . . and that this video was shot right after he ALLEGEDLY died and his body was removed from his rented home. In other words, he FAKED HIS DEATH. INTRODUCING THE POO TRAP . . . A DEVICE THAT DANGLES UNDERNEATH YOUR DOG'S BACKSIDE AND CATCHES ITS POOP. CHECK OUT THE WEBSITE HERE. Check out this cheesy Wedding proposal – would this work for you ladies? Check out Winkers Jeans THERE'S A 91-YEAR-OLD FEMALE DRUMMER IN CALIFORNIA WHO STILL PLAYS REGULAR GIGS: Check out a music video featuring Jerrie on the drums here. I'm going to level with you: The song's not great, but it's entertaining to see this old broad rocking out . . . Dave and Chuck talked to one of the guys who BASE jumped of the Ren Cen recently. Here’s the Video: We spoke to Gina, Matthew Landry's sister about the upcoming benefit for Matthew Landry. Check out all the information here. Of all the reasons to be sad about MICHAEL JACKSON'S death, this is probably the most heartbreaking: Now there will never be a giant Michael Jackson robot and hotel in the Las Vegas desert. Here's what it would have looked like: Want the greatest job in the world where you get to travel for 15 weeks for $50,000? Check out TheBigTrip.com! the A sex tape has been released of Dr. McSteamy from "Grey's Anatomy" and his wife...and another woman! Check it out here! (Warning: This link contains nudity and is not safe for work or for those under 18) Aerosmith's Steven Tyler fell off a stage about a week ago and apparently turned into a broad. Check out the latest picture of him. Dude looks like a Grandma! Detroit police chase ends in an Explosion Check out the worst fashion trends here! Did you know that 'Funky Cold Medina' and 'Wild Thing' are the same song? Check out this video! Meet Jose - possibly the worst Price is Right contestant ever! Check out the Tigers brawl Check out Sexlets Gum - the gum that is "a powerful male sexual enhancer." Check out their website here.
	This video supposedly includes raw audio of BRITNEY SPEARS singing at an old concert . . . and her voice is absolutely awful. DOES LADY GAGA HAVE A PENIS??? You have to watch around the ONE-MINUTE MARK. You'll see what could potentially be MAN-MEAT between Lady Gaga's legs after she gets off the bike and walks toward the front of the stage . . . just before she pulls her very short dress down Doc Bottoms Aspray AllOver Body Deodorant Commercial FINALLY FOUND THE VIDEO OF STEVEN TYLER OF AEROSMITH FALLING!! About :45 seconds in! Has someone made a movie about Dave and Chuck the Freak's "Operation Dark Stall?" You asked for it, so here it is! The Dark Stall Song by The Potty Mouth Sissys! AND NOW . . . PHOTOS OF IDIOTS WITH BAD SUNBURNS: Dave and Chuck "The Freak" stumbled across a website that had a bunch of photos of idiots sporting ridiculously bad SUNBURNS. *Take a look at these sunburned bozos here . . .* Would you pay for a stranger's breast implants? Morning X listener Helena wants you to pay for her boob job - would you do it? Check out her info here. WOULD YOU BUY YOUR DAUGHTER A DOLL THAT SHE CAN BREASTFEED??? This just might be the WORST TOY EVER . . . The Berjuan toy company in Spain has introduced a new doll called the Baby Glutton. But the Baby Glutton isn't like any other doll on the market. That's because your daughter can actually BREASTFEED the Baby Glutton doll. *You can buy the Baby Glutton doll for about $65 here . . .* This picture was taken right before the girl licked Dave’s face at the Birthday bash! Want to have a baby that looks like your favorite celebrity? It just got a whole lot easier to design your future baby thanks to a Los Angeles Sperm bank. Check it out here! A company called Cremation Solutions is offering personalized urns designed to resemble the deceased person Back by Popular Demand - Chacarron! U.S. Swimmer Ricky Berens cracked under pressure at the World Swimming Championships in Rome. Berens' wet wardrobe malfunction -- caused by a pre-swim stretch -- only made him more aerodynamic... he helped the U.S. win the gold medal... by a split second. Did one of these girls lick Dave’s face at the Birthday Bash? Check out The DoggieLoveDoll, a sex doll for dogs!?! Check out these pictures of Chuck's Idol K-Fed living up to his well-fed nickname! MADONNA'S arms are getting more frightening by the day. Check it out . . . A ROMANIAN GUY SHOVED TWO HAMMERS UP HIS NO-GO HOLE TO . . . RELIEVE HIS CONSTIPATION. Check out his X-ray, and a photo of the hammerheads after they were extracted Cool or Cruel? What do you think? This is Rachel. Rachel caught her boyfriend masturbating...so she stabbed him. Read the whole story here. CLICK HERE FOR THE VIDEO OF MICHAEL JACKSON'S HAIR CATCHING ON FIRE DURING THE FILMING OF A PEPSI COMMERCIAL IN 1984 We did not want to laugh at this - but it got us. Check out the laughter chain. Check out the hot handyman whose flyer Lisa found! For more info on his website: ericbare.com CHECK OUT THIS INSANE PHOTO OF AN F-18 JET FLYING PAST AN APARTMENT BUILDING IN DETROIT: On Sunday, the 2009 Chrysler Jeep Superstores APBA Detroit Gold Cup race took place in Detroit. If you have no idea what I just said, basically, it was a boat race. Anyway, as part of the festivities, an F-18 fighter jet performed a tactical demonstration flyover for the crowd, and got disturbingly close to a few apartment buildings along the Detroit River. DID MICHAEL STIPE TAKE A PICTURE OF HIMSELF FOR GUYSWITHPHONES.COM??? DO YOU THINK THIS IS THE R.E.M. FRONTMAN? We think this is fake, but it's still cool. The host of a fishing show jumps out of a helicopter and catches a marlin with his bare hands. What do you think - is it fake? Should Dave get these shoes? A HOOKER IN OKLAHOMA TRADED SEX . . . FOR A BOX OF CHIPS! Check out the full story here! Remember the Belgian teenager who sued a tattooist after claiming she woke up with 56 stars on her face? Well, it turns out she came out a few days later with the truth...she was lying. A 31-year-old pregnant woman accidentally reversed her car four stories off of a parking garage . . . and survived! Check out the full story here! A picture showed up on the World Wide Web of AWESOMENESS that appears to show idiot celebrity blogger PEREZ HILTON at the very moment that he's being punched by the BLACK EYED PEAS' manager Ladies . . . are you sick of your enormous CANS flopping around while you're sleeping? If so, you might want to pick up a new product Dave and Chuck just heard of . . . called the Kush Support. A Bolivian news station showed what they THOUGHT were exclusive photos from that Air France plane crash . . . but they were actually just still-frame images from the TV show "Lost". Check out the story here. Checkout Chuck's shirtless Facebook pictures Check out this photo of the money along the freeway! For the full story, click here. Do straight men get tattoos around their belly buttons??? Retired NBA stud REGGIE MILLER . . . who now does commentary for TNT . . . apparently thinks so. We all need the wearable towel Brett Michaels of Poison walks right into a set piece coming down and nearly gets his head knocked off at the 2009 Tony Awards. This is easily one of the funniest pictures you'll see all week. It's an old school picture of a very chubby RYAN SEACREST. If you like videos of people falling like we do - You'll love this! A few pictures of James disguised as a homeless man for the social experiment "How Much Does a Homeless Person Make?" James made only $4.38 in around three hours! Are Cal Cagno's sandals worse than Dave's? Chuck and Lisa think his new sandals make Dave look like he should be in the movie "300" Is Chuck giving off the right image by shaving his kid’s hair into a Mohawk? CHECK OUT SOME PHOTOS OF ONE OF DAVE'S NIGHTMARES COME TRUE - CLOWNS AT A FUNERAL: And Here's video of Norman's friends carrying his coffin . . Have you seen this creepy paper figure on a railroad overpass on Brush between Piquette and Milliwaulkee in Detroit? Check out Club Bounce - the Nightclub in California that's just for the Chubbies! THE SURVEILLANCE VIDEO OF (PEARL JAM BASSIST) JEFF AMENT BEING ATTACKED HAS BEEN RELEASED - CHECK IT OUT HERE A HIGH SCHOOL STUDENT IN FLORIDA GOT HER YEARBOOK THIS WEEK . . . AND REALIZED HER MOST INTIMATE OF AREAS IS SHOWING: Check out the full story here Check out this new invention that could help make less of a mess for men at the toilet! Check out the full story here! Click here to see the Jessica Biel Stripping video! We want to know what you think: Did Dave build JUST a daybed in his backyard? Check out the follow-up to Dick in a Box here called "Mother Lover" Check out some photos of Steve the Star Trek geek at the Star Trek exhibit! An Asian man was caught trying to smuggle songbirds into the US in his socks - check out the full story here Check out Cal Cagno singing "Take Me Out To The Ballgame" at the Tigers game! Check out the nation's first face transplant and read the full story here Here's the video of the Dallas Cowboys' practice dome collapse Here's Dave's kid Zain in his I love Vacuum's t-shirt! Check out Denise Richards' horrible version of "Take Me Out to The Ballgame" A GUY DELIVERED HIS BABY SON . . . AFTER WATCHING A HOW-TO VIDEO ON YOUTUBE - HERE'S THE VIDEO: The Cause of the Swine Flu? Check out Toni the Geeky Phone Screener's Kick Ass Rap! Check out the new Lions QB Matthew Stafford on Letterman doing the Top 10! Two listeners are driving from London to Mongolia for charity. Read the article about it here and make sure you check out their website! A male rocker is saying he had a 5-year long affair with Gavin Rossdale...and he looks a little bit like Gavin's wife Gwen Stefani! Judge for yourself! FX aired, *"Snakes on a Plane", this past weekend. Of course, they had to do something about SAM JACKSON'S* classic line, "I have had it with these mother(effin') snakes on this mother(effin') plane!" The way they handled it was COMPLETELY BIZARRE...Check it out . . . Want to see Lisa Rinna naked? Click here 26-year-old Jerly Lyngdoh has a rare disease that makes him look like a toddler Check out the full story here Men: would you wear meggings (leggings for men)? Check out the story here Check out the Star Trek fan series being made here in Michigan! Visit their site here! Check out Lindsay Lohan's eHarmony profile video Guest Passes Out On FOX's Glenn Beck Show Live Surgeons in Russia thought they were going to remove a cancerous tumor from a 28-year-old patient – but instead they found a 5-centimeter tree growing inside his lung. A woman in Germany fell into the polar bear cage By popular demand: The Morning X Dance Party auditions! Cuban Gynecologist Lives Out American Dream; Sells Cars Check out Eminem's tribute video to Detroit during the Final Four How to Need to know how to take care of yourself in bed when your wife is asleep - read the article here e article her Did singer Robin Thicke wet himself on stage? 69-year-old Glemie Dean Beasley hunts raccoons . . . and sells their meat as food. Click here to check out some awesome 'coon recipes! Here's the rapper with no legs 1/2 price - click here to check out his video (Warning: This video may not be suitable for those under 18 - you must log into your YouTube account to view it) CLICK HERE TO CHECK OUT VIDEO OF JESSICA BIEL PRACTICING HER STRIPPER MOVES FOR "POWDER BLUE!" Listen to this 911 call . . . which was made on Tuesday by an unidentified woman in Kissimmee, Florida She locked herself INSIDE her car. A GUY ACCIDENTALLY SWALLOWED A PAIR OF SCISSORS AND WE'VE GOT THE X-RAY: Man charged with drunk driving on bar stool - check out the full story here Listen to our interview with him! DID MARK BALLAS GET A BONER WHILE DANCING WITH SHAWN JOHNSON ON DANCING WITH THE STARS??? Check out Steve the Star Wars Geek and Toni the Geeky Phone Screener raps! Vince the ShamWow! Guy was arrested after he punched a hooker in the face for biting his tongue. Read the full story here If you have no idea who he is or what a ShamWow! is - check out this video Here's Dave's new Youtube find - A Ukrainian band singing Katy Perry's Hot and Cold The Morning X is looking to make a love connection. Would you like to date Katie? If so email morningx@89xradio.com 43-year-old CINDY CRAWFORD definitely still has it going on. Check out this picture from *"Allure"* magazine, in which Cindy is TOTALLY NUDE . . . but strategically covered in shaving cream . . . A HOT CHICK PRESSED HER CANS AGAINST THE BOARDS DURING A FLORIDA PANTHERS ICE HOCKEY GAME ON LIVE TV A 24-year-old robber accidentally pulled into the Southfield police station after a high-speed car chase, and tried to disguise himself by drawing a goatee on his face with a Sharpie A Classic St. Patrick's Day Video We talked to Jay Louis who runs the awesome site hotchickswithdouchebags.com - and now author of the book Hot Chicks with Douchebags! Buy the book here! Think your life sucks sometimes? You're not alone. Check out fmylife.com! Want to break up with someone by e-mail but don't quite know the right words to say? Visit breakupemail.com and they will write one for you! CLICK HERE TO CHECK OUT MALIN AKERMAN NUDE IN THE MOVIE WATCHMEN! Check out the latest song "Taylor Made" by The Potty Mouth Sissys! IS THERE A PENIS PUMP THAT CAN ACTUALLY MAKE YOUR JUNK 33% LONGER? IS THERE A PENIS PUMP THAT CAN ACTUALLY MAKE YOUR JUNK 33% LONGER? A new study from the University of Turin in Italy has found that a PENILE EXTENDER DEVICE . . . called the Andro-Penis . . . can actually lengthen a man's most intimate of areas by up to 33%. Check it out here The Goatee Saver The Breakfast Song CHECK OUT THE COVER OF "VANITY FAIR'S" NEW COMEDY ISSUE AND HERE'S THE ORIGINAL! Check out the senior strippers - here! One-armed TV host scares kids, parents say Actress Cerrie Burnell - who was born with an incomplete right arm - hasn't been so welcome in her new job as co-host of a BBC show for toddlers. Experts say that kids are simply curious - and it's the parents who are reacting with 'old-fashioned' notions about disability. Read the whole story here Check out one of the Cat Fights from Detroit Dance Party! You may see Lisa in one of these! Strange Kid Sings Dave's new hot jam! Our George Clooney Stalkers got some shots of him at Metro Airport \ Check out Check out this awesome video from the Oscars of Ben Stiller as Joaquin Phoenix Men - would you breastfeed? Check out this video about men who do breastfeed. Dave got stuck in his desk yesterday TMZ posted a picture of RIHANNA after she was allegedly assaulted by CHRIS BROWN. One of the biggest Douchebags of all time? CRAZY CHIMP 9-1-1 Call Ladies - have you ever wanted to or needed to pee standing up? Check out go-girl.com to order your own female urination device Watch this drunk guy try and put on his clothes at the beach Check out the video of this crazy bitch who had a breakdown when she missed her flight at Hong Kong International Airport! This is not a mother and her 2 kids - the little one holding the baby is the dad. Read the story here Joaquin Phoenix On Letterman - Wasted or Acting? We talked to bestselling author Laura Corn about how to spice up Valentine's Day Check out her website here CHECK OUT SALMA HAYEK BREASTFEEDING A BABY THAT'S NOT HERS!!! David Beckham blowing snot Check out Kwame's Country song here! HERE'S A WEBSITE WHERE YOU CAN SIGN UP FOR REMINDERS SO YOU'LL KNOW WHEN IT'S YOUR LADY'S "TIME OF THE MONTH": www.pmsbuddy.com The Sneezing Fetish Here's the guy one of our listeners spotted driving around with his top down in a snowstorm! Check out his blog here! THE DOUCHEBAG SONG We talked to Bob Harper, one of the trainers from "The Biggest Loser," about his new book "Are You Ready!" Buy the book here! THERE'S A WEBSITE WHERE YOU CAN MAKE IT LOOK LIKE YOU WERE AT THE INAUGURATION. CHECK OUT THE WEBSITE HERE. WE WERE THERE! Here's Chuck as Obama's taking the oath. \ Here's Mrs. Lisa Biden. \ And former President Dave Clinton. Chuck and Lisa think Dave has made another bad footwear decision. What do you think? Email them - morningx@89xradio.com Ever wonder who's hotter in your relationship? canidobetter.com lets the public vote! This is the dude that set up a website offering free oral sex for the ladies. Check out his website here Click here to take a look at some of the hairstyles Dave should get! While Obama is sworn in, let's look back at some of George W's finest moments... CAN ONE CONJOINED TWIN GET MARRIED . . . BUT NOT THE OTHER??? 18-year-old Abigail and Brittany Hensel of Carver County, Minnesota are Dicephalus twins. Basically, Dicephalus twins are a specific type of conjoined twins that share ONE body . . . which means they're twins, but they look like one person with TWO heads. Check out a clip from a TLC documentary called "Joined For Life" Check out this video with a goat who really wants his friend Bob Here's the girl who is now being offered millions for her virginity Check out the story here Need help lasting longer in bed? Get the Durex Stamina Pillow! Here's the description: Durex Performa condoms contain benzocaine (a mild anaesthetic), which helps men last longer in bed. To highlight this product benefit they distributed limited edition pillowcases alongside Performa condoms. The pillowcases proved such a hit with the guys that hundreds more were printed and sold. Meet The Morning X Swingers Rachel and Steve! Email them at the2ofus1019@yahoo.com 107-year-old Wang Guiying has finally decided she wants to get married. Click here to see the video of the guy with two wangs that Dave and Chuck were talking about CHECK OUT PICTURES OF VERNE "MINI-ME" TROYER IN HIGH SCHOOL!!! Pictures of VERNE "MINI-ME" TROYER back when he was a Center line high school student have turned up on the Internet . . . and they're ADORABLE. Did you know that Verne was even PROM KING??? No kidding. Check these out . . . 37-year-old Mirela Gradinaru of Romania got a can of hairspray stuck in her sphincter. A 48-year-old man dangled from a chairlift with his pants around his ankles for 15 minutes. Check out the full story here Dave's found a new song that he loves! Listen to the douchiest phone message left by a guy named Dmitri! Watch as this guy peels a banana with his butt! Link: Link: Doctors in Colorado found a fully-developed foot growing in 3-day-old Sam Esquibel's brain - you can check out the pictures here. WARNING BEFORE YOU CLICK - THE PICTURE IS QUITE GRAPHIC!! Here's the secret studio recording of Vanilla Rice Enrique Iglesias Can't Sing Here's tape of him from a TV show - he was lip syncing but they caught what he was actually singing in the audio booth!! Check out Dave's new favorite song: Ms. Peachez - Fry That Chicken A CHINESE KID WAS SHOT IN THE EYE WITH AN ARROW . . . AND HE SURVIVED 11-year-old Liu Cheong was shot in the eye with an arrow. It went all the way through his head and stopped at the back of his skull. Last night, British TV showed the documentary "Right To Die?", where Craig Ewert, a 59-year-old computer scientist with degenerative motor neuron disease, kills himself on camera through assisted suicide (At 1:57, he drinks the sedatives.) (Warning: This is disturbing subject matter) Three teens were suspended from their jobs at KFC after they posted photos of themselves bathing in the restaurant's dish sink on MySpace Click here to check out Dave's internet obsession Tina! Check out this heart-warming video of a dog saving another dog from the highway Click here to check out the website where you can find out how dangerous of a driver you are Did Coldplay steal "Viva La Vida" from guitarist Joe Satriani? Listen here and see for yourself: Check out the hilarious SNL Digital Short called "Jizz In My Pants" Check out the video for the penis cookie song! Thanks to Chris at Forge Infinity Studios for making this video! WANT TO KNOW HOW LIKELY YOUR MARRIAGE IS TO END IN DIVORCE??? Right now, the U.S. rate of divorce is right around 42%. But that begs the question: How likely is MY marriage to end in divorce? You can calculate your chances of getting divorced here Click here to check out the Penis Cookie Song by The Potty Mouth Sissys! There is a penis museum in Iceland where they have hundreds of penises! Check out their site here! What the hell happened to Russell Crowe? These local nerds are making their own Star Trek movie Check out this website where you can send someone HorseShit on a Silver Platter - A Gag That Will Make You Gag! Check out where Sarah Palin was interviewed Check out the SNL skit about the Big 3 Dave's sweater was auctioned off for $1850! All the proceeds will go to Covenant House Michigan - thanks to our highest bidder Violet of Underworld Image! CHECK OUT PRINCE WILLIAM'S JUNK!!! - Photos are for listeners 18 & up DO YOU WANT TO SEE A VIDEO OF A WORM BEING REMOVED FROM A WOMAN'S BRAIN??? If you have a weak stomach . . . you might not want to watch A 530-pound financial consultant nicknamed "Chubby Mikey" released his own nude calendar. You can check out Chubby Mikey's website and buy a calendar for $20 here . . . http://www.chubbymikey.com/ Watch the Trailer for the new Star Trek Movie - Steve "the Star Wars geek" can't wait! Click here to listen to our interview with Scott Weiland! Lisa found a penis shaped cookie in her Chips Deluxe bag! Outtakes from Megan Fox's photo spread in October's "GQ". Pictures from this mornings donation to Carl the "Domestically Challenged" citizen of Detroit HERE IS VIDEO OF THE DONATION Click here to listen as we talk to Peter Facinelli, star of the new "Twilight" movie Listen live tomorrow morning as a lucky homeless person gets Dave's clothes! Maybe Dave should give his sweater to Kwame? Here's a pretty sad attempt by a senior citizens choir to sing some Hip Hop songs Click here to check out the pictures of Dave burning his shoes Here's some pictures of Dave's new shoes Here's the cosmetic surgery addict who injected cooking oil into her own face - check out the full story here Before: and After: "The National Enquirer" alleged that Cindy McCain has been cheating on her husband. Is this her? Paula Abdul's stalker killed herself in front of her house - she also auditioned for American Idol Dave thinks he may be related to Barack Obama We found the dirtiest apartment ever - check out the pictures here This is Sarah Jessica and Matthew Broderick's kid James! Spencer Elden recreated the Nirvana album cover he posed for as a baby. Dave's kid Zain, His Vacuum cake and his favorite gift - a new vacuum!! We spoke to one of our listeners, Andy, who edits the show "Survivorman" - check out the show's site here And check out Andy's documentary here Check out Disney's Cheetah Girl star Adrianne Bailon's dirty photos here - photos are for listeners 18 & up. Yesterday, President Bush's dog, Barney, bit a White House reporter who tried to pet him. Weed Smell At Obama Celebration CNN debuted its new hologram interview technology during the election Did Barack Obama flip off John McCain? Check out this Rasta Tour Guide Sen. John McCain visited SNL over the weekend Check out the Sarah Palin prank call! THERE'S A NEW COOKBOOK FOR PREPARING . . . TESTICLES??? No one from Detroit made the cut - but check out the list of the 25 sexiest newscasters in America Do you support bush? An Indian train station has employed a man dressed like a monkey to scare away real monkeys who have menaced passengers. AN OHIO WOMAN WAS ARRESTED FOR BLOCKING TRAFFIC AND PEEING IN PUBLIC . . . WHILE WEARING A COW COSTUME: A penis was seen on Survivor - check out pictures here Here's the song that has been named as the most retarded song of all time Want a nickname for your penis? Click here John McCain canceled his visit to Letterman last night and he was not happy about it Check out how Clay Aiken's fans are reacting to him being gay here Dave and Chuck celebrate "International Talk Like a Pirate Day" by talking to the guys behind this site www.talklikeapirate.com Here's a video of a very drunk man getting down and dirty with a car in the middle of the street Check out this site if you ever wanted to know what your name would be if you were Sarah Palin's child An awesome new version of "Jesus is my Friend" Click here to see the picture Washington Redskins TE Chris Cooley accidentally posted of his package on his blog Listen to this girl butcher the national anthem at the Cowboys-Eagles game Check out Dave's new favourite song: Jesus is my Friend KANYE WEST WAS ARRESTED . . . AFTER GETTING INTO AN ALTERCATION WITH THE PAPARAZZI: Here are some clips from the Mini Me sex tape! THERE'S A WOMAN IN ENGLAND LIKE THE ELEPHANT MAN . . . BUT THE CONDITION ONLY AFFECTS HER FROM THE WAIST DOWN Still frames from the Verne Troyer sex tape You might remember the internet sensation called "Show Me Your Genitals" from earlier this year. Well, Jon LaJoie is back with a sequel. Here it is . . . Burglar John Pearce broke into someone's house but got his foot caught and was left hanging upside down for over an hour Is this Michael Phelps' mom? (Warning: This is not safe for work) Ever wanted to know what Britney Spears really sounded like when she sang? In case you missed it, here's Lisa doing sexy traffic! Boomp3.com Dave and Chuck were talking about what makes someone a Douchebag - make sure you check out this website: http://www.hotchickswithdouchebags.com This guy from Puerto Rico's dying wish was to stand for his entire wake Fort Lauderdale resident Kevin Kearney made an unwise decision trying to kite surf during Tropical Storm Fay on Tuesday. Here's video of him getting slammed into a wall. Now he's in the hospital in critical condition. IS THIS BIGFOOT? Here's a video of a Burger King employee taking a bath in the restaurant sink! Here's an exclusive photo from listener Lynn of Kwame being dragged off to jail Guys, do you enjoy wearing pantyhose? Then this site's for you! Listen as Kwame leaves Lisa another message! Boomp3.com A Morning X exclusive! Listen as Kwame calls collect from jail! Listen as we talk to Jim Schaefer from the Detroit Free Press about Kwame Listen Want to make your kitty a little more pretty? Perhaps you'd like them to wear a kitt A NEW CALVIN KLEIN AD HAS BEEN BANNED IN THE U.S. . . . BECAUSE IT FEATURES EVA MENDES SHOWING SOME NIPPLE We're on Elizabeth Taylor death watch around here to see if Dave really does have a DEATH CURSE!"center"> We're on Elizabeth Taylor death watch around here to see if Dave really does have a DEATH CURSE! Care to discuss? Have your say at the Dave and Chuck the Freak in '08 forum! Need help finding a song? Check out midomi.com - where you can sing, hum or whistle for at least 10 seconds and it will tell you what it is. Did it work for you? Let us know at the Dave and Chuck in '08 forum! A Girl, Her Tongue and a Hotel Room A woman claims she found a Cheesus - a Cheeto Jesus. Click here for video of her explaining how she found it. Here's the shirt we want to get Dave! Check out cakefarts.com - look at your own risk and this site is not safe for work and should be viewed by adults. Care to discuss? Have your say at the Dave and Chuck the Freak in '08 forum! MYTH BUSTED? Care to discuss? Have your say at the Dave and Chuck the Freak in '08 forum! Are you a Canadian female who's 19-25 looking for a nice guy to date? Maybe Chris is your guy! Take a listen and then e-mail niceguywantsagirl@hotmail.com boomp3.com The back story on this is that a girl named Olga was out with her friends in the Marina district of San Francisco (known for being a popular hang out for douches), and she talked to this guy named Dmitri for all of two minutes. Then she gave him her card and said “give me a call.” Below is the messages he left. THIS MAY BE THE BEST COMMERICAL EVER! DAVE'S DEATH WATCH: If in the next little while any of these three people die, it's Dave's fault. Elizabeth Taylor Engelbert Humperdinck Wayne Newton Here's the Rocketplane XP that will soon be taking people into space to get married Is it okay for a grown man to wear shoes with Velcro on them? These are the shoes that Dave is wearing - the two straps are actually Velcro. A David Beckham ad And a comparison of David's actual bulge to the one in the ad Did Coldplay steal this band's song? Now babies can wear heels too! Presenting the Business Bib! Check out this reporter choke on a bug! Here's a picture of a baby born with an extra penis on his back Here's an update on the pregnant man! Check out these manties...the perfect gift for Father's Day! Remember in Dave's news he told you about the Romanian stripper who plies her trade on the subway? Well now we have VIDEO of that lovely lady . . . stripping down . . . working that subway pole . . . and passing around a KFC BUCKET for tips! *WARNING: It contains TOPLESS nudity ...* Can you believe Brian Au Do you think this is an alien peeking through the window? Want to know what people think of YOUR face? Upload a photo of your mug at FaceStat.com, a website that offers, quote, "market research for the individual." Here's the mug shot of the guy who was caught spraying salt water on a woman's shoes under a table at a restaurant. Check out this awesome video of storm chaser Jim Reed! Check out this tribe who had no contact to the outside world and tried to shoot down an airplane with their arrows. Lisa's New Year's resolution is to smile more when she's dancing. Here's pictures of how she dances now. HERE'S THE GUY WHO ADMITS TO HAVING SEX WITH OVER 1,000 CARS This First clip shows him cleaning the love smudges off his Volkswagon Beetle named "Vanilla" Here's a clip of Ed hitting the streets to check out other prospects . . . which include a Jaguar with sexy tailpipes. COLLEGE KID INVENTS VIRTUAL GIRLFRIEND New York University student Drew Burrows was tired of coming home to an "empty bed," so he created a 2-D interactive virtual girlfriend, that he projected onto his bed using an overhead projector. Check out this clip of Jon SOME IDIOT PHOTOGRAPHER WASN'T PAYING ATTENTION AT A TRACK MEET . . . AND GOT IMPALED BY A JAVELIN!FFFFF" face="Arial">Pregnant man Still Plowin’ On Listen to the Big Butter Jesus song!TTENTION AT A TRACK MEET . . . AND GOT IMPALED BY A JAVELIN! Listen to the Big Butter Jesus song!
Is this proof of El Chupacabra? Is a killer gnome on the loose in Argentina? State of the City - What we think Kwame really meantebg_JMMM8&rel=1&border=0" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" wmode="transparent"width="425" height="355">ransparent"width="425" height="355"> State of the City - What we think Kwame really meantebg_JMMM8&rel=1&border=0" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" wmode="transparent"width="425" height="355"> State of the City - What we think Kwame really meant. Dave and Chuck read a story about a Polish Click here to listen to the Morning X commercial for the new fragrance - Jizz