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	WANT TO KNOW HOW LIKELY YOUR MARRIAGE IS TO END IN DIVORCE??? Right now, the U.S. rate of divorce is right around 42%. But that begs the question: How likely is MY marriage to end in divorce? You can calculate your chances of getting divorced here Click here to check out the Penis Cookie Song by The Potty Mouth Sissys! There is a penis museum in Iceland where they have hundreds of penises! Check out their site here! What the hell happened to Russell Crowe? These local nerds are making their own Star Trek movie Check out this website where you can send someone HorseShit on a Silver Platter - A Gag That Will Make You Gag! Check out where Sarah Palin was interviewed Check out the SNL skit about the Big 3 Dave's sweater was auctioned off for $1850! All the proceeds will go to Covenant House Michigan - thanks to our highest bidder Violet of Underworld Image! CHECK OUT PRINCE WILLIAM'S JUNK!!! - Photos are for listeners 18 & up DO YOU WANT TO SEE A VIDEO OF A WORM BEING REMOVED FROM A WOMAN'S BRAIN??? If you have a weak stomach . . . you might not want to watch A 530-pound financial consultant nicknamed "Chubby Mikey" released his own nude calendar. You can check out Chubby Mikey's website and buy a calendar for $20 here . . . http://www.chubbymikey.com/ Watch the Trailer for the new Star Trek Movie - Steve "the Star Wars geek" can't wait! Click here to listen to our interview with Scott Weiland! Lisa found a penis shaped cookie in her Chips Deluxe bag! Outtakes from Megan Fox's photo spread in October's "GQ". Pictures from this mornings donation to Carl the "Domestically Challenged" citizen of Detroit HERE IS VIDEO OF THE DONATION Click here to listen as we talk to Peter Facinelli, star of the new "Twilight" movie Listen live tomorrow morning as a lucky homeless person gets Dave's clothes! Maybe Dave should give his sweater to Kwame? Here's a pretty sad attempt by a senior citizens choir to sing some Hip Hop songs Click here to check out the pictures of Dave burning his shoes Here's some pictures of Dave's new shoes Here's the cosmetic surgery addict who injected cooking oil into her own face - check out the full story here Before: and After: "The National Enquirer" alleged that Cindy McCain has been cheating on her husband. Is this her? Paula Abdul's stalker killed herself in front of her house - she also auditioned for American Idol Dave thinks he may be related to Barack Obama We found the dirtiest apartment ever - check out the pictures here This is Sarah Jessica and Matthew Broderick's kid James! Spencer Elden recreated the Nirvana album cover he posed for as a baby. Dave's kid Zain, His Vacuum cake and his favorite gift - a new vacuum!! We spoke to one of our listeners, Andy, who edits the show "Survivorman" - check out the show's site here And check out Andy's documentary here Check out Disney's Cheetah Girl star Adrianne Bailon's dirty photos here - photos are for listeners 18 & up. Yesterday, President Bush's dog, Barney, bit a White House reporter who tried to pet him. Weed Smell At Obama Celebration CNN debuted its new hologram interview technology during the election Did Barack Obama flip off John McCain? Check out this Rasta Tour Guide Sen. John McCain visited SNL over the weekend Check out the Sarah Palin prank call! THERE'S A NEW COOKBOOK FOR PREPARING . . . TESTICLES??? No one from Detroit made the cut - but check out the list of the 25 sexiest newscasters in America Do you support bush? An Indian train station has employed a man dressed like a monkey to scare away real monkeys who have menaced passengers. AN OHIO WOMAN WAS ARRESTED FOR BLOCKING TRAFFIC AND PEEING IN PUBLIC . . . WHILE WEARING A COW COSTUME: A penis was seen on Survivor - check out pictures here Here's the song that has been named as the most retarded song of all time Want a nickname for your penis? Click here John McCain canceled his visit to Letterman last night and he was not happy about it Check out how Clay Aiken's fans are reacting to him being gay here Dave and Chuck celebrate "International Talk Like a Pirate Day" by talking to the guys behind this site www.talklikeapirate.com Here's a video of a very drunk man getting down and dirty with a car in the middle of the street Check out this site if you ever wanted to know what your name would be if you were Sarah Palin's child An awesome new version of "Jesus is my Friend" Click here to see the picture Washington Redskins TE Chris Cooley accidentally posted of his package on his blog Listen to this girl butcher the national anthem at the Cowboys-Eagles game Check out Dave's new favourite song: Jesus is my Friend KANYE WEST WAS ARRESTED . . . AFTER GETTING INTO AN ALTERCATION WITH THE PAPARAZZI: Here are some clips from the Mini Me sex tape! THERE'S A WOMAN IN ENGLAND LIKE THE ELEPHANT MAN . . . BUT THE CONDITION ONLY AFFECTS HER FROM THE WAIST DOWN Still frames from the Verne Troyer sex tape You might remember the internet sensation called "Show Me Your Genitals" from earlier this year. Well, Jon LaJoie is back with a sequel. Here it is . . . Burglar John Pearce broke into someone's house but got his foot caught and was left hanging upside down for over an hour Is this Michael Phelps' mom? (Warning: This is not safe for work) Ever wanted to know what Britney Spears really sounded like when she sang? In case you missed it, here's Lisa doing sexy traffic! Boomp3.com Dave and Chuck were talking about what makes someone a Douchebag - make sure you check out this website: http://www.hotchickswithdouchebags.com This guy from Puerto Rico's dying wish was to stand for his entire wake Fort Lauderdale resident Kevin Kearney made an unwise decision trying to kite surf during Tropical Storm Fay on Tuesday. Here's video of him getting slammed into a wall. Now he's in the hospital in critical condition. IS THIS BIGFOOT? Here's a video of a Burger King employee taking a bath in the restaurant sink! Here's an exclusive photo from listener Lynn of Kwame being dragged off to jail Guys, do you enjoy wearing pantyhose? Then this site's for you! Listen as Kwame leaves Lisa another message! Boomp3.com A Morning X exclusive! Listen as Kwame calls collect from jail! Listen as we talk to Jim Schaefer from the Detroit Free Press about Kwame Listen Want to make your kitty a little more pretty? Perhaps you'd like them to wear a kitt A NEW CALVIN KLEIN AD HAS BEEN BANNED IN THE U.S. . . . BECAUSE IT FEATURES EVA MENDES SHOWING SOME NIPPLE We're on Elizabeth Taylor death watch around here to see if Dave really does have a DEATH CURSE!"center"> We're on Elizabeth Taylor death watch around here to see if Dave really does have a DEATH CURSE! Care to discuss? Have your say at the Dave and Chuck the Freak in '08 forum! Need help finding a song? Check out midomi.com - where you can sing, hum or whistle for at least 10 seconds and it will tell you what it is. Did it work for you? Let us know at the Dave and Chuck in '08 forum! A Girl, Her Tongue and a Hotel Room A woman claims she found a Cheesus - a Cheeto Jesus. Click here for video of her explaining how she found it. Here's the shirt we want to get Dave! Check out cakefarts.com - look at your own risk and this site is not safe for work and should be viewed by adults. Care to discuss? Have your say at the Dave and Chuck the Freak in '08 forum! MYTH BUSTED? Care to discuss? Have your say at the Dave and Chuck the Freak in '08 forum! Are you a Canadian female who's 19-25 looking for a nice guy to date? Maybe Chris is your guy! Take a listen and then e-mail niceguywantsagirl@hotmail.com boomp3.com The back story on this is that a girl named Olga was out with her friends in the Marina district of San Francisco (known for being a popular hang out for douches), and she talked to this guy named Dmitri for all of two minutes. Then she gave him her card and said “give me a call.” Below is the messages he left. THIS MAY BE THE BEST COMMERICAL EVER! DAVE'S DEATH WATCH: If in the next little while any of these three people die, it's Dave's fault. Elizabeth Taylor Engelbert Humperdinck Wayne Newton Here's the Rocketplane XP that will soon be taking people into space to get married Is it okay for a grown man to wear shoes with Velcro on them? These are the shoes that Dave is wearing - the two straps are actually Velcro. A David Beckham ad And a comparison of David's actual bulge to the one in the ad Did Coldplay steal this band's song? Now babies can wear heels too! Presenting the Business Bib! Check out this reporter choke on a bug! Here's a picture of a baby born with an extra penis on his back Here's an update on the pregnant man! Check out these manties...the perfect gift for Father's Day! Remember in Dave's news he told you about the Romanian stripper who plies her trade on the subway? Well now we have VIDEO of that lovely lady . . . stripping down . . . working that subway pole . . . and passing around a KFC BUCKET for tips! *WARNING: It contains TOPLESS nudity ...* Can you believe Brian Au Do you think this is an alien peeking through the window? Want to know what people think of YOUR face? Upload a photo of your mug at FaceStat.com, a website that offers, quote, "market research for the individual." Here's the mug shot of the guy who was caught spraying salt water on a woman's shoes under a table at a restaurant. Check out this awesome video of storm chaser Jim Reed! Check out this tribe who had no contact to the outside world and tried to shoot down an airplane with their arrows. Lisa's New Year's resolution is to smile more when she's dancing. Here's pictures of how she dances now. HERE'S THE GUY WHO ADMITS TO HAVING SEX WITH OVER 1,000 CARS This First clip shows him cleaning the love smudges off his Volkswagon Beetle named "Vanilla" Here's a clip of Ed hitting the streets to check out other prospects . . . which include a Jaguar with sexy tailpipes. COLLEGE KID INVENTS VIRTUAL GIRLFRIEND New York University student Drew Burrows was tired of coming home to an "empty bed," so he created a 2-D interactive virtual girlfriend, that he projected onto his bed using an overhead projector. Check out this clip of Jon SOME IDIOT PHOTOGRAPHER WASN'T PAYING ATTENTION AT A TRACK MEET . . . AND GOT IMPALED BY A JAVELIN!FFFFF" face="Arial">Pregnant man Still Plowin’ On Listen to the Big Butter Jesus song!TTENTION AT A TRACK MEET . . . AND GOT IMPALED BY A JAVELIN! Listen to the Big Butter Jesus song!
Is this proof of El Chupacabra? Is a killer gnome on the loose in Argentina? State of the City - What we think Kwame really meantebg_JMMM8&rel=1&border=0" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" wmode="transparent"width="425" height="355">ransparent"width="425" height="355"> State of the City - What we think Kwame really meantebg_JMMM8&rel=1&border=0" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" wmode="transparent"width="425" height="355"> State of the City - What we think Kwame really meant. Dave and Chuck read a story about a Polish Click here to listen to the Morning X commercial for the new fragrance - Jizz