A BASKETBALL PLAYER STEPPED ON ANOTHER PLAYER'S CROTCH:
An Italian basketball player used another player's crotch as a springboard for a dunk.
A REPORTER CRAPPED HER PANTS DURING AN INTERVIEW
A female reporter grabbed her stomach during an interview and ran off, trying to cover the brown stain on the back of her white pants.
A WOMAN'S SIZE-D BREAST IMPLANTS SAVED HER LIFE BY STOPPING A BULLET!
Getting BREAST IMPLANTS is a great way to improve your self-esteem and attract the attention of men. And now, they can even save your LIFE. Just ask Lydia Carranza of Simi Valley, California.
Last summer, Lydia was at the dental office where she works when the husband of a co-worker stormed in and started shooting a rifle.
Lydia took one bullet to her right arm, and another at point-blank range square in the chest. But she survived the attack.
According to her plastic surgeon, it's because her SIZE-D boob implants absorbed most of the bullet's impact, which limited the damage to the rest of her body.
Here's the Natalie Portman rap that Chuck was talking about!
A GUY JUMPS OUT OF HIS CAR DURING A POLICE CHASE:
A high-speed chase in Forth Worth, Texas ended when the driver climbed onto the hood of his car and jumped off the front. He was almost run over by his own car, and the cops arrested him a few seconds later.
TWO HIGH SCHOOL TEACHERS PERFORM A LAP DANCE:
Two high school teachers in Winnipeg were suspended for performing a mock lap dance at a pep rally.
Hillary Duff teaches all girls how to handle getting engaged!
VINCE CARTER MAKES AN 86-FOOT SHOT WHILE SITTING DOWN:
VINCE CARTER of the Orlando Magic made an 86-foot shot in practice while sitting on the floor!
A CHUBBY WOMAN'S MUFFIN-TOP SAVED HER LIFE BY STOPPING A STRAY BULLET!
Ask any doctor in the world, and they'll tell you it's bad for your health to be overweight. But 35-year-old Samantha Frazier doesn't see it that way.
Samantha's from Florida, but her family recently got her a trip to Atlantic City. So she and her cousin checked out the casinos last Friday night, then hit a local bar . . . where Samantha was struck in the side by a STRAY BULLET.
Samantha was rushed to the hospital, where doctors removed the bullet and treated her injuries. Which actually weren't all that severe.
That's because before the bullet could hit any of Samantha's organs, it got lodged in her FLAB.
IS THIS AUDIO OF PARAMEDICS TELLING HOSPITAL OFFICIALS THAT MICHAEL JACKSON IS DEAD???
Britain's "Sun" tabloid released audio yesterday that they claim is from the fire department EMTs who transported MICHAEL JACKSON'S body to UCLA Medical Center last June.
One of the paramedics can be heard saying, quote, "Patient is Michael Jackson, the pop star singer. No pulse, no breathing. Unresponsive. Tried to resuscitate him. Unsuccessful.
Listen to the audio here . . .
FOR HER BIRTHDAY, RIHANNA GOT A LAP DANCE FROM "BRIDGET THE MIDGET"!
